Dear Human, You're Divine! E-Book

Dear Human, You’re Divine
A love letter for the spiritually messy, curious, and confused

You didn’t drop onto this planet to play small.
You came to crack open, shake shit up, and maybe rattle a few thrones along the way.

This isn’t just a book... it’s a mirror, a myth, and your official cosmic permission slip.

Inside, we dive into:

• The gods (and why they’re funnier than you think)
• Trauma and Tantra, side by side
• The sacred, reclaimed with glitter, myth, and a wink from Godzilla
• Theology that actually laughs back
• Why your soul said yes to this meat suit
• And how love, like everything else, is fractal

Sliding scale pricing: Pay what feels holy
$7 – Cosmic Egg
$15 – Magical Mischief Maker
$22 – Dragon Whisperer
$33 – High Priestess of Horny Unicorns
$108 – Patron Saint of Godzilla

You’re not broken. You’re breaking open.
You’re not lost. You’re leveling up.

Let’s begin.