Dear Human, You're Divine! EBOOK

Dear Human, You're Divine

A love letter for the spiritually confused.

You didn’t come here to play it safe. You came to wake the hell up—and maybe shake some systems while you’re at it.

This book is your guide, your mirror, and your cosmic permission slip. We talk God. We talk trauma. We talk Tantra. We reclaim the sacred with glitter, myth, and a wink from Godzilla.

Inside you’ll find:

Theology with a sense of humor

Spiritual truths that don’t smell like patchouli

The real reason your soul chose this meat suit

And why everything is fractal, including your love life

Sliding scale pricing. Pay what feels holy:

$7- Cosmic Egg 

$15- Magical Mischief Maker

$22 – Dragon Whisperer

$33 – High Priestess of Horny Unicorns

$108 – Patron Saint of Godzilla

You’re not broken. You’re breaking through.

Let’s begin.